Frog Mustard Stickers, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get You Out of a Ticket
Which funny bumper sticker might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)
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kaitlyn
Both are soooo cute!!! the pictures came out so great! Love love love
David
Print looks awesome. Can't wait to put it on my car!
David
Amazing!!! The print quality is great and the customer service is awesome.
Nick
Product is great. I had trouble with shipping and they were very quick to fix and extremely friendly. I appreciate it!
Kaitlyn
Love everything about this store! There was a small mistake and I got one of my two orders sent twice instead of both orders, and when I contacted them, they were fast and professional! They even let me keep the extras, which I’m giving to my sister. Very excited for my next orders with this business!
Vanessa
Love these silly little bumper magnets. Great quality and super responsive customer service when faced with a shipping issue.
Kristina
So perfect!
David
Print was perfect and the product was hilarious. Will order more from this shop!
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Frog Mustard’s Bulk Custom Builder is Here – Let’s Get Weird
Alright, listen up. You’ve slapped our funny bumper stickers and hilarious decals all over your ride, your laptop, and maybe even your grandma’s mobility scooter (respect). But what if you...
The Weirdest Customer Requests We’ve Ever Gotten (And the Time Buc-ee’s Corporate Came for Us)
Ever wonder what kind of insane custom sticker requests we get? From unhinged bumper stickers to corporate showdowns, this post dives into the wildest sticker request we ever received—the infamous 'I Got My Ass Ate in the Buc-ee’s Bathroom' sticker. What started as a joke turned into an unexpected legal battle when Buc-ee’s corporate came knocking. Read on for the full story and find out how our monthly Frog Mustard Sticker Stars contest lets you submit your own hilariously bad ideas!