Frog Mustard Stickers, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get You Out of a Ticket
Which funny bumper sticker might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)
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4 reviewsYou roll up lookin’ for the best? We got ‘em. The hardest-hitting, most unhinged, absolute bangers of the sticker world. Snag ‘em before they’re gone.
4.86 / 5.0
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17 reviewsPremium UV-resistant vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, sun, and highway speeds.
No catch - just free stickers. Add 3 to your cart and the discount applies automatically.
Your bumper deserves better.
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8 reviewsGet exclusive, mystery stickers or magnets every month with a Frog Mustard Swampscription. Choose your tier, get fresh designs, and let the chaos come to you. No commitment, just pure sticker madness.
Frog Mustard stickers and magnets are built to last—100% weatherproof, UV-resistant, and made with premium vinyl and the strongest magnet material available. With 30,000+ sales since 2023 and over 6,000 five-star reviews, our products are road-tested and customer-approved. Stick with the best.
Both are soooo cute!!! the pictures came out so great! Love love love
Print looks awesome. Can't wait to put it on my car!
Amazing!!! The print quality is great and the customer service is awesome.
Product is as advertised, the people love it, great conversation piece.
Product is great. I had trouble with shipping and they were very quick to fix and extremely friendly. I appreciate it!
Love everything about this store! There was a small mistake and I got one of my two orders sent twice instead of both orders, and when I contacted them, they were fast and professional! They even let me keep the extras, which I’m giving to my sister. Very excited for my next orders with this business!
Love these silly little bumper magnets. Great quality and super responsive customer service when faced with a shipping issue.
So perfect!
Print was perfect and the product was hilarious. Will order more from this shop!
Which funny bumper sticker might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)
Ever wonder what kind of insane custom sticker requests we get? From unhinged bumper stickers to corporate showdowns, this post dives into the wildest sticker request we ever received—the infamous 'I Got My Ass Ate in the Buc-ee’s Bathroom' sticker. What started as a joke turned into an unexpected legal battle when Buc-ee’s corporate came knocking. Read on for the full story and find out how our monthly Frog Mustard Sticker Stars contest lets you submit your own hilariously bad ideas!
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