Funny Political & Religious Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
Political Stickers – Bold, Hilarious & Unapologetic Vinyl Decals
🔥 Whether you’re here to make a statement, start a debate, or just piss off the right (or wrong) people, a political stickers are designed for maximum impact. At Frog Mustard, we believe that free speech belongs on bumpers, laptops, and water bottles.
💀 FACT: A well-placed political sticker has the power to make people laugh, honk in agreement, or rage in silence.
Our stickers aren’t just about opinions—they’re about having fun, making a statement, and maybe stirring the pot just a little. Whether you’re looking for satirical political humor, unfiltered opinions, or absurd takes on the current state of the world, you’ll find it here.
🚨 WARNING: These stickers may cause unsolicited debates in parking lots.
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🔥 Why You Need These Stickers
✔ Because silence is boring—your bumper deserves a voice.
✔ Because political satire is the only thing getting us through this.
✔ Because sometimes, you just need to make someone laugh (or seethe).
✔ Because your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper is looking a little too neutral.
✔ Because, let's be honest, these debates are way more fun with stickers.
💀 PRO TIP: If a political sticker doesn’t make someone do a double-take, apply another one.
🗳️ What Makes Our Stickers Different?
🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – Because political opinions don’t wash away in the rain—neither should your stickers.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight and doesn’t fade over time.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between a permanent vinyl decal or a removable magnet!
🔥 Designed In-House – Every sticker is made with just the right amount of sarcasm, truth, and unhinged humor.
✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for protest signs.
✔ Handmade with quality materials, unlike most politicians.
✔ The easiest way to let the world know exactly where you stand.
💀 WARNING: These stickers may cause heated arguments, unsolicited thumbs-ups, or free coffee from people who love your vibe.
🏛️ What Types of Stickers Do We Offer?
Not all political stickers are about left vs. right. Some are just straight-up ridiculous, sarcastic, and designed to call out the chaos. Our political sticker collection includes:
🗳️ Satirical Political Stickers – Because humor is the best form of protest.
🔥 Government & Policy Stickers – Express your opinions loud and clear.
🎭 Funny Political Stickers – Because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry.
🚨 Election Stickers – Rock the vote, but make it unhinged.
📢 Activism & Protest Stickers – Say it with vinyl, because signs get soggy.
💀 FACT: Political stickers are the easiest way to turn your vehicle into a moving opinion piece.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Call
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who like to switch things up.
🚨 WARNING: Slapping one of these stickers on your car may result in unexpected conversations with strangers.
🚗 Where Should You Put Your Sticker?
✅ On your car bumper – So people know where you stand, whether they like it or not.
✅ On your laptop – Perfect for stirring things up in coffee shops.
✅ On your water bottle – Stay hydrated, stay opinionated.
✅ On your fridge – Because even your groceries deserve some satire.
✅ On your phone case – So your stance is always visible.
✅ On your protest sign – Because stickers make everything better.
💀 PRO TIP: The moreyou have, the better your chances of making someone laugh (or fume).
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Sticker Junkies
Know someone who:
🎁 Watches debates like they’re sporting events?
🎁 Has a Twitter account dedicated to arguing with strangers?
🎁 Loves satire, sarcasm, and stirring the pot?
🎁 Thinks every car ride should feel like a campaign rally?
…then they need Frog Mustard’s stickers in their life.
💀 FACT: Giving someone a sticker is the modern equivalent of handing them a megaphone.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Election Cycles Don’t Wait
✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your stickers arrive looking perfect.
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast most scandals.
🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!
Click "Add to Cart" and let your bumper, laptop, or water bottle join the conversation. Life’s too short for boring stickers.