Gulf of Baja Blast Bumper Stickers & Magnets – Ride the Gulf of America in Style

Ever heard of the Gulf of America? No? That’s because it doesn’t exist—until now. We’ve declared it real, slapped it on a sticker, and made it impossible to ignore. Welcome to the Gulf of Baja Blast, where the waves are electric blue, and the geography is as chaotic as your favorite gas station snack haul.

This 8.5” x 2.5” premium vinyl bumper sticker (or magnet, for the commitment-phobic) is built to outlast your questionable life choices. Made for cars, trucks, coolers, laptops, and anywhere else you want to confuse geographers, it’s a surefire way to grab attention and demand respect on the road.

Why Settle for Reality When You Can Have the Gulf of America?

Forget boring maps. Forget real places. The Gulf of America is where legends are made. Whether you’re conquering the highways or just making a grocery run, let everyone behind you know you’re on the road trip of a lifetime—even if you’re just late to work.

Premium Vinyl – Weatherproof, Road-Proof, Fool-Proof

This sticker doesn’t quit. Made from premium weatherproof vinyl, it shrugs off sun, rain, snow, and haters like a champ. Stick it on, and it stays there—no fading, no peeling, no regrets. Gulf of America... nah.

• UV-resistant print means it won’t fade, even if you leave it under the scorching sun like a forgotten road soda.
• Waterproof and snowproof, because your car deserves to flex in all conditions.
• Strong adhesive, because this thing is built to stay stuck—just like your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

Neodymium Magnets – Super Strong, Super Sneaky

Commitment issues? We got you. The magnet version is just as hardcore but lets you take it off whenever the mood strikes.

• 20 mm neodymium strength grips metal like your favorite pair of jorts grips your thighs.
• Ultra-thin design molds to your car’s curves so well, people will think it’s a sticker.
• Hand-cut perfection, because machines can’t handle this level of greatness.

Cold Weather Magnet Care – Don’t Let the Chill Warp Your Vibe

Cold weather can warp your magnet, just like it warps your motivation to leave the house. Here’s how to keep it looking sharp:

1. Warm it up before use – Your magnet needs a little heat to stay in prime shape. A quick blast from a hairdryer or some good old-fashioned body heat will do the trick.
2. Reshape if necessary – If your magnet gets wavy, don’t panic. A little heat and some pressure will bring it back to life.
3. Store inside during deep freezes – If it’s colder than your ex’s heart outside, bring the magnet inside when you’re not using it.

How to Apply Like a Pro

Sticker Application Instructions

1. Clean the surface. Give it a quick scrub with soap and water. No grease, no dust, no regrets.
2. Peel and stick. No overthinking. Just send it.
3. Smooth out air bubbles. Use a card, a squeegee, or the sheer force of your will.
4. Let it set. Give it 24 hours to fully bond, then admire your masterpiece.

Magnet Application Instructions

1. Wipe down your car. Dirt and grime? Not today.
2. Warm up the magnet in cold weather. If it’s below 50°F, show it some love.
3. Slap it on. Press firmly. Adjust if necessary. Boom—you're a legend.
4. Take it off once in a while. Let the car breathe, but don’t leave it lonely for too long.

Seattle-Based, Small Business, Big Attitude

Frog Mustard is a Seattle-based small business that thrives on making the world funnier, one bumper sticker at a time. We don’t do boring. We don’t do bland. We do bold, we do weird, and we do it right. Every single Gulf of Baja Blast sticker and magnet is designed with chaos and quality in mind.

Why You Need This Right Now

• Your car needs personality. And this sticker/magnet has plenty to spare.
• You love to confuse people. Geography professors hate this one simple trick.
• It’s built to last. Just like the memory of your worst road trip decisions.
• It supports a small business. And small businesses are way cooler than corporations.

The Gulf of America Awaits – Get Yours Today!

Stop reading. Start shopping. Slap this on your car, truck, fridge, or forehead—wherever chaos calls. Order now and make your ride instantly legendary.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.