PNW & Washington - Funny Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
🌲 Washington Stickers – Celebrate the PNW with Unhinged Vinyl Decals
If you love the PNW, believe rain is a personality trait, and think Bigfoot is real, you’re in the right place. Our Washington stickers bring the spirit of the Pacific Northwest to your car, laptop, or water bottle. Whether you’re looking for PNW pride, outdoor adventure vibes, or just a little local humor, this collection has it all.
💀 FACT: Slapping a sticker on your ride instantly increases your chances of getting waved at by a fellow Subaru driver.
At Frog Mustard, we don’t just make stickers—we create portable love letters to the Pacific Northwest. These weatherproof vinyl decals feature classic imagery, iconic local jokes, and all the moody, outdoorsy vibes you could ask for.
🚨 WARNING: These stickers may result in strangers asking where you got them while you’re in line for coffee.
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🌧️ Why You Need These Stickers
✔ Because nothing says “I’m from Washington” like repping it on your water bottle.
✔ Because the PNW deserves more representation—one sticker at a time.
✔ Because whether you live here or just wish you did, these stickers belong in your life.
✔ Because no one appreciates a quality vinyl decal like a Pacific Northwesterner.
💀 PRO TIP: If a sticker doesn’t make someone say, "I love the PNW too!", apply another one.
🏔️ What Makes Our Stickers Different?
🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – Designed to withstand endless rain, road trips, and espresso spills.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight, resists fading, and lasts through all seasons.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between permanent vinyl decals or removable magnets!
🎨 Designed In-House – Inspired by the mountains, forests, and general chaos of the PNW.
✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for anyone who loves the outdoors.
✔ Handmade with care, because mass-produced stickers just don’t get it.
✔ Perfect for locals, visitors, and anyone obsessed with the PNW lifestyle.
💀 WARNING: Washington stickers may cause a sudden urge to go on a foggy morning hike.
🌲 What Types of Stickers Do We Offer?
Our Washington sticker collection covers all the best things about the Evergreen State, including:
🏔️ PNW Nature – Celebrate mountains, forests, and endless misty views.
🦶 Bigfoot & Cryptid – Because you know he’s out there.
🌲 Evergreen State Pride – Show off your love for Washington.
🚗 Pacific Northwest Road Trip Sticers – For those who live for weekend drives.
🌧️ Seattle & Rain-Themed – Because owning an umbrella is a sign of weakness.
🐻 PNW Wildlife – Bears, deer, and the real locals of Washington.
🚴 Outdoor Adventure – Perfect for hikers, bikers, and vanlifers.
💀 FACT: A Washington sticker is the easiest way to let people know you belong in the PNW.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who love options.
🚨 WARNING: Applying a sticker may result in strangers assuming you know where the best hiking trails are.
🚗 Where Should You Put Your Washington Stickers?
✅ On your car bumper – So everyone knows you’re a proud Washingtonian.
✅ On your laptop – Work is better with a little PNW flair.
✅ On your water bottle – Hydration and Washington representation go hand in hand.
✅ On your fridge – So even your kitchen feels like a cabin in the woods.
✅ On your phone case – Because you should carry the PNW everywhere you go.
✅ On your hiking gear – Every backpack deserves a Washington sticker.
💀 PRO TIP: The more you have, the higher your chances of being mistaken for a local.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for PNW Lovers
Know someone who:
🎁 Lives for foggy mountain views?
🎁 Thinks rain is the perfect weather?
🎁 Refuses to drink bad coffee?
🎁 Owns at least one flannel and a pair of hiking boots?
…then they need Frog Mustard’s Washington stickers in their life.
💀 FACT: Giving someone a sticker is the modern equivalent of inviting them on a hike.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because PNW People Have Places to Explore
✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your stickers arrive in perfect condition.
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These will absolutely last longer than your last camping trip.
🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!
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