FROG MUSTARD STICKERS

Our story
PRINTED IN WASHINGTON BY HUSBAND & WIFE TEAM

ESTABLISHED IN 2023, NO BREAKS SINCE

Born out of a broken shoulder, Frog Mustard was never supposed to exist. But when the world tried to bury us (in medical debt) we bought a commercial printer, shoved it in our house, and decided to start slapping chaos on cars.

Now we print every single piece of madness in-house on industrial-grade machines and materials built for commercial signage. Every sticker and magnet gets sliced, checked, and blessed with human approval before it ships.

We’ve moved well over 150,000 stickers to date. We’re in 80+ stores across the U.S., including every Zumiez location, and still ship every order from the same chaotic command center surrounded by printers and vinyl.

We are Frog Mustard. A husband and wife duo. And we are here to sticker-bomb your life.

Two Idiots. One Sticker business.

Alyssa

She designs the chaos. Diagnosed with ADHD and armed with too much ambition, she’s here to make sure your bumper says the things you don’t dare to.

Brian

He prints the chaos. A Texan (relocated to Wa) fueled by gas-station jerky and Reese’s Take 5’s (please sponsor him) , he’s the one calibrating printers, cutting vinyl, and cutting magnets by hand. All. Day. Long.

That’s it. Just us. No team. No interns. No stock photos of smiling people. So if we’re slow to reply, now you know.

SHOOT US A MESSAGE
Horse DENIER (they are not real)
From $10.50
RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp
From $10.50
Criminalize Bumper Stickers
From $10.50
Divorce Your Republican Husband
From $10.50
MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
From $10.50
Keep Honking - I'm Listening to Ska and You're in the Band Now
From $10.50
Stop Honking! I Just Dropped my Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!!!
From $10.50
TRAF - Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
Back the Bussy Decal
From $10.50
POOP Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
What made us famous

πŸ”₯ Our Most Viral, Most Questionable Bestsellers

πŸŽ‰ You’ve seen them. You’ve shared them. Maybe you even got yelled at in traffic because of them.

THE FROG MUSTARD PROMISE

We don’t just print stickersβ€”we test the hell out of them. Sun, rain, car washes, long road trips and accidental life choices: everything gets inspected. Printed in-house on commercial-grade vinyl and cut by hand, our stickers and magnets are built to lastβ€”weatherproof, UV-proof, beer-proof. If it won’t hold up, it doesn’t ship. Period.

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Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF

We use high-end, U.S.-made vinyl trusted by the pros. No fading. No peeling. Just bold, weatherproof chaos that sticks through car washes, road trips, and full-blown life crises.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG MAGNETS

Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, thin enough to look like a sticker, strong enough to survive the highway. We use the heaviest-duty commercial-grade magnet material available.

Upgrade to our 30 mil option for thicker, meaner, and built to laugh in the face of frostbite, and subzero temps. If your car lives in a place where your coffee freezes before you drink it, you want the upgrade.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING

We print every sticker in-house ourselves at insane resolution using industrial machines.

And no, this isn’t the knockoff garbage Temu ripped from us. Their version peels in a week and looks like it was printed on a tortilla.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Our vinyl and ink are UV-resistant, meaning your sticker won’t fade, crack, or flake, no matter how many summers it spends cooking on your bumper.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS

Every order ships out in 1–3 business days, printed and packed by hand (lovingly) by the two of us. No dropshipping.

We keep it simple and affordable so you can spend less on shipping and more on unhinged vinyl.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

ROAD-TESTED. CHAOS-APPROVED.

We’ve thrown our stickers and magnets into high-speed drives, power washes, hailstorms, and full-blown weather storms and they came out swinging.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

REAL HUMANS. REAL SUPPORT.

We stand behind every single sticker we print and send out and we’ve got your back if something goes wrong. It’s just the two of us running this thing, which means every message, every issue, every weird shipping question gets handled by an actual human who cares (us!).

We’ll always make it right. We just ask for a little respect. We’re small, we’re fast, and we give a damn about this awesome business. We are so grateful for it. Thank you!
Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF

We use high-end, U.S.-made vinyl trusted by the pros. No fading. No peeling. Just bold, weatherproof chaos that sticks through car washes, road trips, and full-blown life crises.

STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG MAGNETS

Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, thin enough to look like a sticker, strong enough to survive the highway. We use the heaviest-duty commercial-grade magnet material available.

Upgrade to our 30 mil option for thicker, meaner, and built to laugh in the face of frostbite, and subzero temps. If your car lives in a place where your coffee freezes before you drink it, you want the upgrade.

ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING

We print every sticker in-house ourselves at insane resolution using industrial machines.

And no, this isn’t the knockoff garbage Temu ripped from us. Their version peels in a week and looks like it was printed on a tortilla.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Our vinyl and ink are UV-resistant, meaning your sticker won’t fade, crack, or flake, no matter how many summers it spends cooking on your bumper.

FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS

Every order ships out in 1–3 business days, printed and packed by hand (lovingly) by the two of us. No dropshipping.

We keep it simple and affordable so you can spend less on shipping and more on unhinged vinyl.

ROAD-TESTED. CHAOS-APPROVED.

We’ve thrown our stickers and magnets into high-speed drives, power washes, hailstorms, and full-blown weather storms and they came out swinging.

REAL HUMANS. REAL SUPPORT.

We stand behind every single sticker we print and send out and we’ve got your back if something goes wrong. It’s just the two of us running this thing, which means every message, every issue, every weird shipping question gets handled by an actual human who cares (us!).

We’ll always make it right. We just ask for a little respect. We’re small, we’re fast, and we give a damn about this awesome business. We are so grateful for it. Thank you!

Blog posts

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