FROG MUSTARD STICKERS

Our story
The Sticker Empire Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needed)

A Dumb Injury. A Brilliant Idea.

One busted shoulder (Brian's), a pile of soul-crushing medical bills, and a desperate need for cashā€”thatā€™s how Frog Mustard was born. Did we turn to sensible side hustles? Absolutely not. We made bumper stickersā€”the loudest, most unhinged form of free speech.

Turns out, yā€™all love chaos just as much as we do. Now, weā€™re on a mission to slap premium, weatherproof weirdness on every car, laptop, and unsuspecting surface in the world.

Whoā€™s Behind This Madness?

Meet the Brains (and Beauty) Behind Frog Mustard

Alyssa: The chaotic genius behind the designs, branding, and world domination strategy. Seattle native, ADHD, and still has a grudge against that one person who said bumper stickers were outdated. Oh and Brian's fiancƩ.

Brian: The mastermind of magnets, king of cuts, and the glue that holds this sticker empire together. Grew up in Texas, loves a good road trip, and runs Frog Mustard full-time.

That's it. This is a two-man show, folks! So, be nice!

SHOOT US A MESSAGE
Horse DENIER (they are not real)
From $10.50
RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp
From $10.50
Criminalize Bumper Stickers
From $10.50
Divorce Your Republican Husband
From $10.50
MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
From $10.50
Keep Honking - I'm Listening to Ska and You're in the Band Now
From $10.50
Stop honking! I just dropped my broccoli cheddar bread bowl!!!
From $10.50
TRAF - Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
Back the Bussy Decal
From $10.00
POOP Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
What made us famous

šŸ”„ Our Most Viral, Most Questionable Bestsellers

šŸŽ‰ Youā€™ve seen them. Youā€™ve shared them. Maybe you even got yelled at in traffic because of them.

Science, But Make It Stick

We donā€™t just make stickersā€”we put them through absolute hell before they ever make it to your bumper. Over the past few years, weā€™ve tested, peeled, stuck, soaked, frozen, and sunburned more stickers than we can countā€”all in the name of finding the best damn materials on the market. If a sticker canā€™t survive rain, car washes, road trips, and questionable life choices, it doesnā€™t make the cut.

Every design is commercially printed using industry-leading materials, so your stickers and magnets stay vibrant, weatherproof, and road-ready. Every Frog Mustard product is designed for maximum longevity, impact, and stickability. Hereā€™s what makes Frog Mustard the best in the game:

šŸš— PREMIUM WEATHERPROOF WEIRDNESS šŸ› ļø BUMPER STICKERS ARE A LIFESTYLE šŸø IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU NEED MORE STICKERS šŸ’Ø STICK IT. SEND IT. REGRET NOTHING. šŸ¤” FUN FACT: YOUR CAR LOOKS BETTER WITH THESE šŸš€
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Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF šŸ’¦

Made with heavy-duty vinyl, our stickers are built to handle rain, snow, road grime, and car washes. No peeling, no bubbling, no fadingā€”just bold, long-lasting designs that stay crisp no matter where you stick them.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

šŸ§² THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG 20MM MAGNETS (LOOKS LIKE A STICKER, WORKS LIKE A MAGNET)

Our magnets are 20mm thinā€”giving them the seamless, flush look of a sticker while still packing enough grip to stay put through highway speeds, potholes, and bad decisions. We only use the strongest magnet material available on the commercial market. You get the best of both worlds: a clean, low-profile design that wonā€™t budge.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

šŸ–Øļø ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING (NO PIXELS, NO BLUR, JUST CRISP AF DESIGNS)

No grainy prints, no faded colors. Every Frog Mustard sticker is professionally printed at an ultra-high resolution for razor-sharp details and bold, vibrant colors. The ink is commercially set, meaning it wonā€™t run, smudge, or fade over timeā€”even in extreme weather.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers degrade in the sun over time, but ours wonā€™t. Each sticker is coated with a premium UV-resistant laminate, blocking harmful rays and preventing colors from fadingā€”even in direct sunlight. Thatā€™s why they still look brand new even after years of exposure.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

šŸ“¦ FAST, FREE SHIPPING (BECAUSE WAITING SUCKS)

Every order ships in 1-2 days, and yes, itā€™s always free. We personally hand pack each order to ensure quality ourselves - no drop-shipping here. No surprise fees, no delaysā€”just stickers in your hands, fast.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

šŸš— TESTED FOR THE ROAD (AND BEYOND)

Weā€™ve personally put our stickers and magnets through high-speed drives, power washes, and brutal weather conditions. The result? They donā€™t budge. Whether you slap one on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle, itā€™s built to last.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

āœ… GUARANTEED QUALITY & EXCEPTIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE

We stand by every single product we sell. If thereā€™s ever an issue, we fix itā€”fast. No bots, no nonsenseā€”just real, accessible support from the people who actually run this business.
Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF šŸ’¦

Made with heavy-duty vinyl, our stickers are built to handle rain, snow, road grime, and car washes. No peeling, no bubbling, no fadingā€”just bold, long-lasting designs that stay crisp no matter where you stick them.

šŸ§² THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG 20MM MAGNETS (LOOKS LIKE A STICKER, WORKS LIKE A MAGNET)

Our magnets are 20mm thinā€”giving them the seamless, flush look of a sticker while still packing enough grip to stay put through highway speeds, potholes, and bad decisions. We only use the strongest magnet material available on the commercial market. You get the best of both worlds: a clean, low-profile design that wonā€™t budge.

šŸ–Øļø ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING (NO PIXELS, NO BLUR, JUST CRISP AF DESIGNS)

No grainy prints, no faded colors. Every Frog Mustard sticker is professionally printed at an ultra-high resolution for razor-sharp details and bold, vibrant colors. The ink is commercially set, meaning it wonā€™t run, smudge, or fade over timeā€”even in extreme weather.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers degrade in the sun over time, but ours wonā€™t. Each sticker is coated with a premium UV-resistant laminate, blocking harmful rays and preventing colors from fadingā€”even in direct sunlight. Thatā€™s why they still look brand new even after years of exposure.

šŸ“¦ FAST, FREE SHIPPING (BECAUSE WAITING SUCKS)

Every order ships in 1-2 days, and yes, itā€™s always free. We personally hand pack each order to ensure quality ourselves - no drop-shipping here. No surprise fees, no delaysā€”just stickers in your hands, fast.

šŸš— TESTED FOR THE ROAD (AND BEYOND)

Weā€™ve personally put our stickers and magnets through high-speed drives, power washes, and brutal weather conditions. The result? They donā€™t budge. Whether you slap one on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle, itā€™s built to last.

āœ… GUARANTEED QUALITY & EXCEPTIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE

We stand by every single product we sell. If thereā€™s ever an issue, we fix itā€”fast. No bots, no nonsenseā€”just real, accessible support from the people who actually run this business.

Blog posts

The Weirdest Customer Requests Weā€™ve Ever Gotten (And the Time Buc-eeā€™s Corporate Came for Us)

The Weirdest Customer Requests Weā€™ve Ever Gotten (And the Time Buc-eeā€™s Corporate Came for Us)

Ever wonder what kind of insane custom sticker requests we get? From unhinged bumper stickers to corporate showdowns, this post dives into the wildest sticker request we ever receivedā€”the infamous 'I Got My Ass Ate in the Buc-eeā€™s Bathroom' sticker. What started as a joke turned into an unexpected legal battle when Buc-eeā€™s corporate came knocking. Read on for the full story and find out how our monthly Frog Mustard Sticker Stars contest lets you submit your own hilariously bad ideas!

— Alyssa Walker
Are Bumper Stickers Legal? The Truth About Free Speech on Your Ride

Are Bumper Stickers Legal? The Truth About Free Speech on Your Ride

Bumper stickers are everywhere. Whether itā€™s a funny bumper sticker that makes you laugh at a red light, a coexist bumper sticker that calls for unity, or a custom-made bumper...
— Alyssa Walker
The Truth About Temu, TikTok Shop, and AliExpress: Why Buying Super Cheap Hurts Artists & Small Businesses

The Truth About Temu, TikTok Shop, and AliExpress: Why Buying Super Cheap Hurts Artists & Small Businesses

Temu, TikTok Shop, and AliExpress Are Stealing From Artistsā€”And You're Funding It. Boycott! If youā€™re buying fromĀ Temu, AliExpress, or TikTok Shop, letā€™s be realā€”youā€™re getting the worst quality bumper stickers...
— Alyssa Walker