ESTABLISHED IN 2023, NO BREAKS SINCE
Born out of a broken shoulder, medical debt, and an unholy cocktail of caffeine and spite, Frog Mustard was never supposed to exist. But when the world tried to bury us, we bought a commercial printer, shoved it in our house, and decided to start slapping chaos on cars.
Now we print every single piece of madness in-house on industrial-grade machines built for actual sign shops—not craft moms on Etsy with Cricuts. Every sticker, every magnet gets sliced, checked, and blessed with our approval before it ships. If it doesn’t survive our abuse tests, it gets executed. No mercy.
We’ve moved over 100,000 stickers to date. We’re in 80+ stores across the U.S., including Zumiez, and still ship every order from the same chaotic command center surrounded by printers, vinyl, and the faint smell of regret.
We’re not scaling. We’re not outsourcing. We’re not pretending we’re wholesome.
We are Frog Mustard. And we are here to sticker-bomb the apocalypse.
Alyssa
She designs the chaos. Diagnosed with ADHD and armed with too much ambition, she’s here to make sure your bumper says the things you don’t dare to.
Brian
He prints the chaos. A Texan fueled by gas-station jerky and pure spite, he’s the one calibrating printers, cutting vinyl, and making magnets by hand. All. Day. Long.
That’s it. Just us. No team. No interns. No stock photos of smiling people. So if we’re slow to reply, now you know.
THE FROG MUSTARD PROMISE
We don’t just print stickers—we test the hell out of them. Sun, rain, car washes, long road trips and accidental life choices: everything gets inspected. Printed in-house on commercial-grade vinyl and cut by hand, our stickers and magnets are built to last—weatherproof, UV-proof, beer-proof. If it won’t hold up, it doesn’t ship. Period.
Blog posts
5 Reasons I Argue With Haters on Instagram (And Why I Keep Doing It)
People ask why I argue in my comments over bumper stickers. Short answer: I love debate, facts, and humanizing strangers. Long answer below.
7 Reasons Bumper Stickers Are Still Free Speech Champions in 2025
In 2025, free speech debates rage online, but bumper stickers still cut through the noise. From funny bumper stickers that make strangers laugh in traffic to political vinyl decals that spark real conversations, these small strips of weatherproof vinyl remain powerful tools of expression. Here are 7 reasons why bumper stickers are still free speech champions on the road.
6 Reasons Gen Z & Millennials Love Weird Stickers and Unhinged Bumper Art
Everywhere you look—on cars, laptops, or battered water bottles—you’ll find a new generation expressing themselves in big, bold, and sometimes baffling ways. But what’s behind the explosion of funny bumper stickers for cars, water bottles, and laptops? Read on to find out why weird sticker culture is the internet’s spirit animal, gone IRL.