Honk If You Hate Me Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker for Pure Chaos

The Honk If You Hate Me Sticker is more than just a funny cat sticker. It’s a social experiment, a dare, a challenge to every driver behind you. Will they honk? Will they keep driving in silence, questioning their choices? Either way, you win.

HONK IF YOU AGREE, HONK IF YOU DISAGREE—JUST HONK.

Look, let’s be honest. Some people love you, some people hate you, and some people are just looking for an excuse to honk at something.

And now? You’re giving them that excuse.

Featuring an absolutely unbothered cat who has accepted its villain arc, this sticker sets the tone for your entire personality. Mildly chaotic. Endlessly funny. Unapologetically iconic.

Slap this on your car, laptop, water bottle, or forehead, and let the world know: you don’t care if they hate you, but you sure as hell hope they honk about it.

Why This Funny Cat Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Encourages Random Honking – And that’s hilarious.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure, Unhinged Energy – Big enough to make people question their actions.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and attitude-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, fridges, emotionally unavailable exes.
✅ A Certified Cat Sticker – Because cats and chaos go hand in hand.

Where to Stick This Cat Sticker for Maximum Impact

🐱 Your Car Bumper – Prepare for the symphony of honks.
🐱 Your Laptop – So your coworkers know what they’re dealing with.
🐱 Your Water Bottle – Because hydration is important, but so is personality.
🐱 Your Fridge – A daily reminder to everyone in your home.
🐱 Public Restrooms – Not saying you should, but we’re also not stopping you.

Why This Sticker is More Than Just a Joke

This sticker isn’t just about inviting chaos into your life (although, let’s be real, that’s a huge part of it).

It’s also about fully embracing the energy of an unapologetic cat—unbothered, independent, and maybe just a little bit petty.

This sticker says:

😼 “I know I’m the problem, and I love that for me.”
😼 “Please, go ahead, express your disdain via car horn.”
😼 “Your honks fuel me.”

It’s part social experiment, part comedy gold, and 100% guaranteed to make your commute more entertaining.

Who Needs This Funny Cat Sticker?

🔥 Drivers Who Love Psychological Warfare – Other cars will honk, and they won’t even know why.
🔥 People Who Are the Villain in Someone’s Story – Lean into it.
🔥 Cat Owners Who Understand That Cats Are Agents of Chaos – They would approve of this.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Anyone Who Wants to Make Their Daily Commute More Interesting – You will NOT be bored.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Chaos

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to start honk-related drama.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and pure menace-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because passive-aggressive messages should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive road rage, existential crises, and unprovoked honking.

Why You Need This Funny Cat Sticker Immediately

You could spend your money on boring, practical things like groceries or rent.

OR…

You could spend it on a sticker that will make random people honk at you for the rest of your life.

The Honk If You Hate Me Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement. A power move. A masterpiece.

And if someone honks? That means it’s working.

How to Ruin Traffic in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because this sticker was made for you.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and perfectly ridiculous.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but the honks will last forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and enjoy the chaos.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

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Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

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