Valentine’s Day Sale at Frog Mustard: The Perfect (and Hilarious) Gift for Your Loved Ones—and Your Exes!
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and Frog Mustard is bringing the sass with a sitewide Buy 1, Get 1 Free deal, plus a bunch of exciting new, customizable products that’ll have your loved ones (and exes) laughing all the way through the season of love. Whether you’re looking to spoil your special someone, keep your ex at arm’s length, or just add some humor to your life, we’ve got something for everyone. Here’s what’s in store for you this Valentine’s Day!
💘 Sitewide Buy 1, Get 1 Free – Use Code BUY1GIFT1
Let’s kick off the Valentine’s fun with a bang! Now through Valentine’s Day, take advantage of our sitewide Buy 1, Get 1 Free deal. That’s right—whether you’re eyeing our hilarious bumper stickers, weatherproof magnets, or something totally unexpected, you’ll get TWO for the price of ONE. Just use the code BUY1GIFT1 at checkout to unlock the deal. Stock up on your favorites, try something new, or snag a perfect gift for a friend, loved one, or even your ex (just to keep them guessing).
🐾 Customizable Dog and Cat “Stinky Idiot Academy” Stickers/Magnets
Looking for a personalized gift that’s as funny as it is heartwarming? We’ve got you covered with our customizable dog and cat stickers and magnets! Featuring the quirky “Stinky Idiot Academy” designs, you can now create the perfect sticker or magnet of your favorite furry friend. Add your pet’s name, breed, or whatever ridiculous nickname you’ve given them. It’s the perfect way to show your pet some love this Valentine’s Day, with a hilarious twist.
These customizable pet stickers and magnets make great gifts for animal lovers, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t love having a sticker of their dog or cat proudly displayed? Whether it’s on your laptop, fridge, or car, these personalized creations will definitely make a statement. Plus, they’re durable and weatherproof, just like your furry friend’s love (and attitude).
🚫 Ex Deterrent 4-Pack: Keep Your Exes AWAY with Our Strangest Stickers
Let’s face it—Valentine’s Day isn’t for everyone. If you’re done with your ex constantly popping up, we’ve got the perfect solution: the Ex Deterrent 4-Pack! Featuring four of our most unforgettable designs, this pack is guaranteed to keep your ex at a safe distance. Stick ‘em on your car, your door, your fridge, or anywhere else you need to send a very clear message.
The Ex Deterrent 4-Pack includes:
- “Horse Denier” 🐴: For when you’ve had enough of the horse talk.
- “Can You Don’t” 🚫: A blunt reminder to just not.
- “I Hope You Have a Nightmare and Sh*t the Bed” 😴💩: For when you need to express your feelings loud and clear.
- “Move, I’m Ovulating” 💥: A statement that says it all—don’t get in the way.
With this Ex Deterrent 4-Pack, your ex will get the hint—and fast. Each design is cheeky, fun, and guaranteed to get laughs (or confused looks, which is even better). Keep unwanted drama away and have a good laugh in the process!
🎁 Why Frog Mustard is Your Go-To Valentine’s Day Stop
At Frog Mustard, we’re all about making people laugh. Our products aren’t just stickers and magnets; they’re pieces of humor and sarcasm that make people smile, think, and sometimes cringe (in the best way). Whether you’re treating yourself, buying for your friends, or sharing a laugh with a loved one, we’ve got the perfect gift for you this Valentine’s Day.
Here’s why you’ll love shopping with us:
- Bold, Funny Designs: Our stickers and magnets feature the perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and pop culture references. You’ll find designs you won’t see anywhere else.
- Customization: Our customizable dog and cat stickers are an easy way to add a personal touch to a hilarious design. It’s a great gift that’s one-of-a-kind!
- Durability: Our products are made with premium, weatherproof vinyl, so they’ll last through rain, snow, and whatever else life throws at you.
- Fast Shipping: We know you want your order quickly, especially for Valentine’s Day! We ship fast so you can enjoy your new products right away.
💝 Don't Miss Out: Shop Now and Use Code BUY1GIFT1
Ready to get your Valentine’s Day shopping done in the funniest way possible? Don’t wait—our Buy 1, Get 1 Free sale is only available for a limited time! Shop now and use code BUY1GIFT1 to score two stickers or magnets for the price of one. Whether you’re buying for your pet, your ex, or your best friend, we’ve got the perfect items to make this Valentine’s Day memorable (and hilarious).
This Valentine’s Day, skip the chocolates and flowers and go for something that’ll make people laugh! Frog Mustard has everything you need for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Whether you’re celebrating love, friendship, or just want to keep the ex drama at bay, we’ve got you covered. Happy shopping!
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