Die Cut - Funny Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
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🖤 What Makes Our Die Cut Bumper Decals the Best?
Our die-cut stickers are precisely shaped to match the design, leaving no weird edges or awkward backgrounds. You don’t want a basic rectangle—you want a decal that looks like it belongs.
✔ Sharp, detailed cutting for seamless edges
✔ Custom-shaped to make the design pop
✔ Perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, and anywhere you need a flex
💀 PRO TIP: If your sticker doesn’t make someone stop and stare, apply another one.
🟨 Square Stickers – Clean, Bold, and Unapologetic
If precision cutting isn’t your style, go all in on boldness with our square stickers.
They’re clean, sharp-edged, and impossible to ignore.
✔ Perfect for big, blocky statements and meme-worthy designs
✔ Works for everything—from laptops to street signs to stopping people in their tracks
✔ A must-have for sticker collectors who love a classic shape
💀 WARNING: Once you start slapping these everywhere, you won’t be able to stop.
🌦️ Built to Survive Apocalypse-Level Conditions
These stickers aren’t here to play games. Whether you choose die cut or square, every decal is made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl that can handle:
✔ Scorching sun, UV rays, and extreme heat
✔ Heavy rain, snow, and high-speed highway wind
✔ Repeated car washes, spills, and everyday wear & tear
Unlike cheap decals that fade, peel, and tap out early, ours stay bold and unbothered.
💀 FUN FACT: These stickers last longer than your ex’s empty promises.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who like to keep their options open.
🚨 WARNING: Once you slap one of these on, your laptop, car, or water bottle will become the coolest thing in the room.
⚡ Designed & Printed In-House – Maximum Chaos, Maximum Quality
✔ Hand-trimmed and individually inspected
✔ Designed by artists who refuse to be normal
✔ Packed with care so they arrive looking perfect
These aren’t mass-produced, generic decals. Every sticker in this collection is made with high-level craftsmanship and just the right amount of chaos.
💀 FACT: If your sticker collection doesn’t make people jealous, you’re not doing it right.
🛠️ How to Apply Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Like a Pro
1️⃣ Clean the surface – Dirt, grease, and regrets have no place here.
2️⃣ Peel & apply carefully – Smooth out any bubbles for a flawless stick.
3️⃣ Let it bond for 24 hours before exposing it to water.
🔔 For Magnets: Make sure your surface is actually magnetic before slapping it on. (Not responsible for anyone trying to magnetize a plastic bumper.)
🚗 PRO TIP: If your sticker placement doesn’t make someone do a double-take, add more.
💀 The Ultimate Gift for Sticker Hoarders & Chaos Creators
Need a unique gift? These die cut & square stickers are perfect for:
🎁 People whose laptops are 80% stickers, 20% actual laptop
🎁 Water bottle enthusiasts who live for aesthetics
🎁 Friends who believe every flat surface deserves personality
💀 FUN FACT: There is no such thing as too many stickers—only surfaces that haven’t been covered yet.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because No One Likes Waiting
✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days
✔ Tracked shipping available
✔ Secure packaging to ensure they arrive in perfect condition
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast your last relationship.
🛒 Grab Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Now!
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