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🔥 Die Cut Bumper Decals – Sharp Cuts & Unhinged Energy 💀

Looking for Die Cut Bumper Decals that stand out and make a statement? Frog Mustard’s precision-cut decals bring attitude and personality to any car, laptop, or surface. Whether you need a bold, eye-catching design or something downright chaotic, this collection has it all.

💀 FACT: Studies show that adding a die-cut decal increases your vehicle’s personality by 200% (okay, maybe not scientifically, but we believe it).

Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

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🖤 What Makes Our Die Cut Bumper Decals the Best?

Our die-cut stickers are precisely shaped to match the design, leaving no weird edges or awkward backgrounds. You don’t want a basic rectangle—you want a decal that looks like it belongs.

Sharp, detailed cutting for seamless edges
Custom-shaped to make the design pop
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, and anywhere you need a flex

💀 PRO TIP: If your sticker doesn’t make someone stop and stare, apply another one.


🟨 Square Stickers – Clean, Bold, and Unapologetic

If precision cutting isn’t your style, go all in on boldness with our square stickers.
They’re clean, sharp-edged, and impossible to ignore.

Perfect for big, blocky statements and meme-worthy designs
Works for everything—from laptops to street signs to stopping people in their tracks
A must-have for sticker collectors who love a classic shape

💀 WARNING: Once you start slapping these everywhere, you won’t be able to stop.


🌦️ Built to Survive Apocalypse-Level Conditions

These stickers aren’t here to play games. Whether you choose die cut or square, every decal is made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl that can handle:

Scorching sun, UV rays, and extreme heat
Heavy rain, snow, and high-speed highway wind
Repeated car washes, spills, and everyday wear & tear

Unlike cheap decals that fade, peel, and tap out early, ours stay bold and unbothered.

💀 FUN FACT: These stickers last longer than your ex’s empty promises.


🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice

🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who like to keep their options open.

🚨 WARNING: Once you slap one of these on, your laptop, car, or water bottle will become the coolest thing in the room.


⚡ Designed & Printed In-House – Maximum Chaos, Maximum Quality

Hand-trimmed and individually inspected
Designed by artists who refuse to be normal
Packed with care so they arrive looking perfect

These aren’t mass-produced, generic decals. Every sticker in this collection is made with high-level craftsmanship and just the right amount of chaos.

💀 FACT: If your sticker collection doesn’t make people jealous, you’re not doing it right.


🛠️ How to Apply Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Like a Pro

1️⃣ Clean the surface – Dirt, grease, and regrets have no place here.
2️⃣ Peel & apply carefully – Smooth out any bubbles for a flawless stick.
3️⃣ Let it bond for 24 hours before exposing it to water.

🔔 For Magnets: Make sure your surface is actually magnetic before slapping it on. (Not responsible for anyone trying to magnetize a plastic bumper.)

🚗 PRO TIP: If your sticker placement doesn’t make someone do a double-take, add more.


💀 The Ultimate Gift for Sticker Hoarders & Chaos Creators

Need a unique gift? These die cut & square stickers are perfect for:
🎁 People whose laptops are 80% stickers, 20% actual laptop
🎁 Water bottle enthusiasts who live for aesthetics
🎁 Friends who believe every flat surface deserves personality

💀 FUN FACT: There is no such thing as too many stickers—only surfaces that haven’t been covered yet.


📦 Fast Shipping – Because No One Likes Waiting

Orders ship within 1-2 days
Tracked shipping available
Secure packaging to ensure they arrive in perfect condition

💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast your last relationship.


🛒 Grab Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Now!

Click "Add to Cart" and turn every surface into a masterpiece of chaos, humor, and pure sticker greatness.