Die Cut - Funny Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
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đ¤ What Makes Our Die Cut Bumper Decals the Best?
Our die-cut stickers are precisely shaped to match the design, leaving no weird edges or awkward backgrounds. You donât want a basic rectangleâyou want a decal that looks like it belongs.
â Sharp, detailed cutting for seamless edges
â Custom-shaped to make the design pop
â Perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, and anywhere you need a flex
đ PRO TIP: If your sticker doesnât make someone stop and stare, apply another one.
đ¨ Square Stickers â Clean, Bold, and Unapologetic
If precision cutting isnât your style, go all in on boldness with our square stickers.
Theyâre clean, sharp-edged, and impossible to ignore.
â Perfect for big, blocky statements and meme-worthy designs
â Works for everythingâfrom laptops to street signs to stopping people in their tracks
â A must-have for sticker collectors who love a classic shape
đ WARNING: Once you start slapping these everywhere, you wonât be able to stop.
đŚď¸ Built to Survive Apocalypse-Level Conditions
These stickers arenât here to play games. Whether you choose die cut or square, every decal is made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl that can handle:
â Scorching sun, UV rays, and extreme heat
â Heavy rain, snow, and high-speed highway wind
â Repeated car washes, spills, and everyday wear & tear
Unlike cheap decals that fade, peel, and tap out early, ours stay bold and unbothered.
đ FUN FACT: These stickers last longer than your exâs empty promises.
𧲠Sticker or Magnet â Your Choice
đš Sticker Version â Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
đš Magnet Version â Removable and reusable for those who like to keep their options open.
đ¨ WARNING: Once you slap one of these on, your laptop, car, or water bottle will become the coolest thing in the room.
⥠Designed & Printed In-House â Maximum Chaos, Maximum Quality
â Hand-trimmed and individually inspected
â Designed by artists who refuse to be normal
â Packed with care so they arrive looking perfect
These arenât mass-produced, generic decals. Every sticker in this collection is made with high-level craftsmanship and just the right amount of chaos.
đ FACT: If your sticker collection doesnât make people jealous, youâre not doing it right.
đ ď¸ How to Apply Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Like a Pro
1ď¸âŁ Clean the surface â Dirt, grease, and regrets have no place here.
2ď¸âŁ Peel & apply carefully â Smooth out any bubbles for a flawless stick.
3ď¸âŁ Let it bond for 24 hours before exposing it to water.
đ For Magnets: Make sure your surface is actually magnetic before slapping it on. (Not responsible for anyone trying to magnetize a plastic bumper.)
đ PRO TIP: If your sticker placement doesnât make someone do a double-take, add more.
đ The Ultimate Gift for Sticker Hoarders & Chaos Creators
Need a unique gift? These die cut & square stickers are perfect for:
đ People whose laptops are 80% stickers, 20% actual laptop
đ Water bottle enthusiasts who live for aesthetics
đ Friends who believe every flat surface deserves personality
đ FUN FACT: There is no such thing as too many stickersâonly surfaces that havenât been covered yet.
đŚ Fast Shipping â Because No One Likes Waiting
â Orders ship within 1-2 days
â Tracked shipping available
â Secure packaging to ensure they arrive in perfect condition
đ 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast your last relationship.
đ Grab Your Die Cut Bumper Decals Now!
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