Gulf of Baja Blast
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Gulf of Baja Blast Bumper Stickers & Magnets – Ride the Gulf of America in Style
Ever heard of the Gulf of America? No? That’s because it doesn’t exist—until now. We’ve declared it real, slapped it on a sticker, and made it impossible to ignore. Welcome to the Gulf of Baja Blast, where the waves are electric blue, and the geography is as chaotic as your favorite gas station snack haul.
This 8.5” x 2.5” premium vinyl bumper sticker (or magnet, for the commitment-phobic) is built to outlast your questionable life choices. Made for cars, trucks, coolers, laptops, and anywhere else you want to confuse geographers, it’s a surefire way to grab attention and demand respect on the road.
Why Settle for Reality When You Can Have the Gulf of America?
Forget boring maps. Forget real places. The Gulf of America is where legends are made. Whether you’re conquering the highways or just making a grocery run, let everyone behind you know you’re on the road trip of a lifetime—even if you’re just late to work.
Premium Vinyl – Weatherproof, Road-Proof, Fool-Proof
This sticker doesn’t quit. Made from premium weatherproof vinyl, it shrugs off sun, rain, snow, and haters like a champ. Stick it on, and it stays there—no fading, no peeling, no regrets. Gulf of America... nah.
- UV-resistant print means it won’t fade, even if you leave it under the scorching sun like a forgotten road soda.
- Waterproof and snowproof, because your car deserves to flex in all conditions.
- Strong adhesive, because this thing is built to stay stuck—just like your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Neodymium Magnets – Super Strong, Super Sneaky
Commitment issues? We got you. The magnet version is just as hardcore but lets you take it off whenever the mood strikes.
- 20 mm neodymium strength grips metal like your favorite pair of jorts grips your thighs.
- Ultra-thin design molds to your car’s curves so well, people will think it’s a sticker.
- Hand-cut perfection, because machines can’t handle this level of greatness.
Cold Weather Magnet Care – Don’t Let the Chill Warp Your Vibe
Cold weather can warp your magnet, just like it warps your motivation to leave the house. Here’s how to keep it looking sharp:
- Warm it up before use – Your magnet needs a little heat to stay in prime shape. A quick blast from a hairdryer or some good old-fashioned body heat will do the trick.
- Reshape if necessary – If your magnet gets wavy, don’t panic. A little heat and some pressure will bring it back to life.
- Store inside during deep freezes – If it’s colder than your ex’s heart outside, bring the magnet inside when you’re not using it.
How to Apply Like a Pro
Sticker Application Instructions
- Clean the surface. Give it a quick scrub with soap and water. No grease, no dust, no regrets.
- Peel and stick. No overthinking. Just send it.
- Smooth out air bubbles. Use a card, a squeegee, or the sheer force of your will.
- Let it set. Give it 24 hours to fully bond, then admire your masterpiece.
Magnet Application Instructions
- Wipe down your car. Dirt and grime? Not today.
- Warm up the magnet in cold weather. If it’s below 50°F, show it some love.
- Slap it on. Press firmly. Adjust if necessary. Boom—you're a legend.
- Take it off once in a while. Let the car breathe, but don’t leave it lonely for too long.
Seattle-Based, Small Business, Big Attitude
Frog Mustard is a Seattle-based small business that thrives on making the world funnier, one bumper sticker at a time. We don’t do boring. We don’t do bland. We do bold, we do weird, and we do it right. Every single Gulf of Baja Blast sticker and magnet is designed with chaos and quality in mind.
Why You Need This Right Now
- Your car needs personality. And this sticker/magnet has plenty to spare.
- You love to confuse people. Geography professors hate this one simple trick.
- It’s built to last. Just like the memory of your worst road trip decisions.
- It supports a small business. And small businesses are way cooler than corporations.
The Gulf of America Awaits – Get Yours Today!
Stop reading. Start shopping. Slap this on your car, truck, fridge, or forehead—wherever chaos calls. Order now and make your ride instantly legendary.