Yeah, I've been OFFROAD a Time or Two (Hit the Curb)
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"Yeah, I've Been Off-Road a Time or Two" – Funny Car Decal for Window or Bumper
Looking for the funniest car decal to match your driving style? Our "Yeah, I've Been Off-Road a Time or Two (Hit the Curb)" sticker is perfect for anyone who has taken more curbs than trails. Whether you're a seasoned off-roader or just someone who misjudges parking lot turns, this funny car decal is made for you.
If you've ever hit a curb, scuffed a rim, or tried to convince yourself that hopping a median was "totally planned," this decal belongs on your ride. It’s a hilarious way to let everyone know you embrace the chaos. Perfect for SUVs, trucks, sedans, and even Teslas—because let's be real, Autopilot isn’t saving you from those parking lot disasters.
Why You Need This Funny Car Decal
✔ Perfect for curb-hitters & accidental off-roaders – Own your mistakes with humor.
✔ Premium weatherproof vinyl – UV-resistant, waterproof, and built for all terrains (or curbs).
✔ Easy to apply & remove – Sticks cleanly without bubbling and peels off with no residue.
✔ Great gift for car lovers – Ideal for friends who "off-road" in grocery store parking lots.
If you've been looking for the best funny car window decals, this one is guaranteed to get laughs.
Durable, Weatherproof, and Made to Last
This funny car decal is built for real-world driving conditions. Whether your vehicle faces rain, snow, or just the occasional curb scrape, this decal holds up.
✔ 100% waterproof & UV-resistant – Won't fade or crack, even under harsh sunlight.
✔ Premium adhesive – Stays in place but removes without damaging your paint.
✔ Scratch-resistant finish – Keeps it looking sharp, even if your bumper isn’t.
From city streets to backroads, this decal will stick with you (even if your alignment is a little off).
Choose a Magnet for More Flexibility
Not sure if you want a permanent sticker? Choose the magnet version instead. Unlike traditional funny car decals, magnets allow you to move or remove your design at any time.
✔ Great for metal surfaces – Works on trunks, doors, and tailgates.
✔ No sticky residue – Switch it up without commitment.
✔ Perfect for leased vehicles – Keep your humor without risking a fee.
Many customers love magnets because they provide the best of both worlds—bold humor with zero commitment.
Where to Stick It?
This funny car decal looks great on:
🚗 Car bumpers & windows – Let everyone behind you know you drive with personality.
🛻 Trucks & SUVs – A hilarious addition for actual off-roaders or "curb conquerors."
💻 Laptops & toolboxes – Not just for vehicles—this decal works anywhere.
🎁 Gift packaging – A great surprise for your accident-prone friends.
If you're looking for the best funny car window decals, this one is guaranteed to make people laugh.
How to Apply Your Car Decal
Applying your decal is easy:
- Clean the surface – Remove dirt and dust for a smooth application.
- Peel & stick – Apply carefully to avoid bubbles.
- Press & enjoy – Show off your new curb-hitting badge of honor.
If you choose the magnet, just slap it onto any metal surface—no peeling or sticking needed!
The Funniest Car Decal for Every Driver
At Frog Mustard, we specialize in car decals that turn heads and start conversations. This decal is more than just a joke—it’s a tribute to every driver who has ever miscalculated a turn, hit a pothole, or underestimated a parking curb.
✔ Ideal for new drivers – Because learning curves often include hitting curbs.
✔ Great for road warriors – For those who think speed bumps are just "suggestions."
✔ A hilarious gift – Perfect for car lovers who appreciate a good joke.
Whether you’re an actual off-roader or just a curb enthusiast, this decal belongs on your ride. Grab yours today and embrace your driving style—flaws and all.