I Bought this Before the Oligarchy | President Elon Musk
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"I Bought This Before the Oligarchy" – Funny Tesla Window Sticker
Looking for a Tesla sticker that says it all? Our "I Bought This Before the Oligarchy" sticker is the perfect way to make a statement. If you purchased your Tesla before things got weird, this design is for you. It’s great for Tesla owners, EV fans, or anyone who loves a good joke.
This sticker is a must-have for people who enjoy sarcasm and social commentary. Whether you put it on your car, laptop, or water bottle, it’s bound to get reactions. This sticker lets others know you were ahead of the curve—before the chaos, before the memes, before the billionaire drama.
Why This Sticker is Perfect for Tesla Owners
✔ Hilariously relevant – A great conversation starter for Tesla fans and critics alike.
✔ Premium weatherproof vinyl – UV-resistant, waterproof, and built to last.
✔ Easy to apply – Sticks cleanly without bubbles and removes without residue.
✔ Magnet option available – A non-permanent choice for flexible Tesla owners.
Whether you still love Tesla or you’re side-eyeing recent events, this sticker adds humor to your ride. It’s a playful way to show that your Tesla purchase was about innovation—not billionaire antics.
Weatherproof and Built to Last
This sticker is made from high-quality vinyl, designed to endure all weather conditions. Rain, sun, snow—it holds up against the elements. Unlike lower-quality decals, this window sticker won’t fade, crack, or peel. Your car, laptop, or water bottle will look sharp for years.
This sticker’s strong adhesive ensures it stays put on smooth surfaces. The material is also resistant to scratches and water damage. Whether your Tesla is parked outdoors or driven daily, this sticker remains vibrant and durable.
Prefer a Magnet? We've Got You Covered
Not sure if you want a permanent sticker? No problem. Choose the magnet version instead. Unlike traditional stickers on Tesla, magnets are removable and reusable.
✔ Metal-friendly – Attaches to any metal part of your car, like the trunk or door.
✔ No sticky residue – Swap it out anytime, no scraping needed.
✔ Perfect for temporary use – Great for Tesla meetups, protests, or just for fun.
Many Tesla owners prefer magnets because newer Teslas have plastic bumpers. If your bumper isn’t metal, no worries—try sticking it to another panel, like the hatch or trunk.
Where to Stick It?
This sticker isn’t just for your car. It works on multiple surfaces, including:
🚗 Tesla bumpers & windows – Show off your humor while driving.
💻 Laptops & tablets – Add personality to your tech setup.
🌊 Water bottles & tumblers – A durable option for everyday use.
📦 Gift packaging – Surprise a Tesla-loving friend with this clever sticker.
If you're using it as a window sticker, make sure to place it where it's visible without obstructing your view.
How to Apply Your Tesla Sticker
Applying your sticker is simple:
- Clean the surface – Make sure it’s dry and free of dust or grease.
- Peel & stick – Carefully place it to avoid bubbles. Smooth it down.
- Enjoy the reactions – Watch as Tesla fans, skeptics, and internet meme lovers take notice.
If you choose the magnet, just attach it to a metal surface—no cleaning or peeling required.
A Must-Have for Fans and Meme Lovers
At Frog Mustard, we design stickers on Tesla that bring humor to the road. This window sticker is more than just a decoration—it’s a conversation starter. Whether you're making fun of Elon Musk or just flexing that you got in early, this sticker is the perfect way to do it.
✔ Great for Tesla owners who remember the good old days.
✔ Perfect for meme lovers who enjoy witty social commentary.
✔ A unique gift for Tesla fans who don’t take things too seriously.
Join the thousands of customers who love our unique designs. Order now and let the world know: You bought yours before the oligarchy took over.