There are Only Two Sexes: the One I Have with Your Mom & the One I Have with Your Dad
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"There Are Only Two Sexes" – Hilarious Funny Sticker for Your Car, Laptop & More
Looking for a funny sticker that pushes boundaries and guarantees laughs (or gasps)? Our "There Are Only Two Sexes: The One I Have with Your Mom & The One I Have with Your Dad" sticker is the perfect blend of chaotic humor and unfiltered audacity. Whether you’re a fan of dark humor, love trolling, or just enjoy making strangers do a double take, this sticker belongs in your collection.
If you’re tired of debates and just want to drop a bombshell statement that leaves people speechless, this is the way to do it. It’s bold, irreverent, and perfect for those who thrive on reactions. Whether you slap it on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle, one thing is guaranteed—someone, somewhere, is going to be absolutely losing their mind over it.
Why This Funny Sticker Stands Out
✔ Chaotic humor at its finest – Turns heads, sparks reactions, and keeps people talking.
✔ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to withstand rain, sun, and outrage.
✔ Easy to apply & remove – Sticks smoothly, peels cleanly, and leaves no residue.
✔ Available as a magnet – Non-permanent option for those who like to keep their trolling flexible.
If you’re hunting for the best sticker that pushes buttons in the best way, this one’s a must-have.
Weatherproof & Built to Last
This sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s made to last.
✔ 100% waterproof & UV-resistant – Holds up against the elements and irrational outrage.
✔ Scratch-resistant finish – Stays bold and readable, no matter where you stick it.
✔ Strong adhesive – Won’t peel off unexpectedly, but removes cleanly when needed.
Stick it on your car, laptop, or any smooth surface, and it’ll stay put. Whether you drive through a storm or just through a sea of offended people, this sticker won’t back down.
Prefer a Magnet? No Problem!
Want the same hilarious message without the commitment? Grab the magnet version! Unlike traditional stickers, magnets allow you to troll with zero consequences.
✔ Perfect for metal surfaces – Works on cars, fridges, and toolboxes.
✔ No sticky residue – Remove and reapply whenever you want.
✔ Ideal for temporary chaos – Great for road trips, events, or pranking a friend’s ride.
Magnets offer the best of both worlds—easy removability and maximum impact.
Where to Stick It?
This sticker fits perfectly on:
🚗 Car bumpers & windows – For when you want traffic to be entertaining.
💻 Laptops & tablets – Make your Zoom calls even more unhinged.
🥤 Water bottles & tumblers – Hydration, but make it hilarious.
📦 Gift packaging – The ultimate present for a friend who loves dark humor.
Looking for the best funny sticker to drop jaws and start conversations? This one does the job.
How to Apply Your Funny Sticker
Applying this sticker is a breeze:
- Clean the surface – Wipe away dirt and dust.
- Peel & stick – Press down to avoid bubbles.
- Watch the reactions – Sit back as people process what they just read.
If you choose the magnet, just slap it onto any metal surface—no prep needed.
The Funniest Sticker You’ll Ever Own
At Frog Mustard, we create funny stickers designed to push boundaries and make people laugh. This sticker is more than just a joke—it’s an absolute conversation starter. Whether you’re stirring up reactions, trolling your friends, or just showcasing your unfiltered sense of humor, this sticker is for you.
✔ Perfect for fans of dark humor – Because life’s too short for boring jokes.
✔ Great for internet trolls & chaos enthusiasts – Leave people speechless, one sticker at a time.
✔ An unforgettable gift – Ideal for those who love a little controversy with their coffee.
Add this funny sticker to your collection today and let the reactions roll in.