Funny Pet Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals

🐾 Pet Stickers – Funny, Adorable & Unhinged Animal-Themed Vinyl Decals

If your car, laptop, or water bottle isn’t covered in pet stickers, are you even an animal lover? Whether you’re obsessed with cats, dogs, birds, or unhinged raccoons, our pet stickers collection has something for every chaotic parent.

💀 FACT: The right sticker can instantly let people know you’d rather be at home with your pets.

At Frog Mustard, we design high-quality, weatherproof stickers that survive rain, sun, car washes, and the judgment of people who don’t understand why you have 200+ pictures of your pet on your phone.

🚨 WARNING: These stickers may cause strangers to start telling you about their dog.

Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

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🐶 Why You Need These Stickers

✔ Because your car, laptop, or water bottle needs more personality.
✔ Because every owner deserves to flaunt their obsession.
✔ Because nothing says "animal lover" like a bumper full of pet-themed chaos.
✔ Because your pet deserves representation, even if they have zero idea what’s going on.

💀 PRO TIP: If a sticker doesn’t make at least one person smile, apply another one.

🐾 What Makes Our Stickers Different?

🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – These stickers are built for adventure, destruction, and car rides to the vet.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight, resists fading, and holds up against all the elements.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between a permanent vinyl decal or a removable magnet!
🐾 Handmade & Designed In-House – Because pets deserve top-tier quality and maximum cuteness.

✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for pet lovers.
✔ Looks great even when covered in fur.
✔ The easiest way to let the world know you have elite taste.

💀 WARNING: These stickers may encourage impulse adoptions.

🐾 What Types of Stickers Do We Offer?

We don’t just make generic stickers—we make stickers for owners who have a sense of humor. Our collection includes:

🐶 Dog Stickers – Because dogs are better than people.
🐱 Cat Stickers – For those ruled by their feline overlords.
🐦 Bird Stickers – Parrots, pigeons, and pure bird chaos.
🦝 Unhinged Animal Stickers – Raccoons, opossums, and other feral creatures that belong in this collection.
🦴 Funny Pet Parent Stickers – For those who spoil their pets more than themselves.

💀 FACT: Pet stickers are the easiest way to let people know you have a four-legged best friend who’s cooler than most humans.

🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice

🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who can’t decide.

🚨 WARNING: Placing one of these stickers on your car may make you more attractive to fellow animal lovers.

🚗 Where Should You Put Your Stickers?

✅ On your car bumper – Because people need to know you have a cool pet.
✅ On your laptop – Work is boring; stickers make it better.
✅ On your water bottle – Stay hydrated while showing off your love for pets.
✅ On your fridge – A reminder that your pet eats better than you.
✅ On your phone case – Because your pet deserves to be with you 24/7.
✅ On your mirror – So you can see the cutest pet sticker every morning.

💀 PRO TIP: The more stickers you have, the closer you are to being the neighborhood’s ultimate animal lover.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Pet Owners

Know someone who:
🎁 Talks about their pet more than their job?
🎁 Has 100+ pictures of their pet but none of their friends?
🎁 Thinks their dog/cat deserves a birthday party?
🎁 Refers to themselves as a “dog mom” or “cat dad” unironically?

…then they need Frog Mustard’s stickers in their life.

💀 FACT: Giving someone a sticker is the modern equivalent of telling them you respect their life choices.

📦 Fast Shipping – Because Pets Don’t Have Patience

✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your stickers arrive looking perfect.

💀 100% GUARANTEE: These stickers will absolutely outlast your last attempt to take a cute photo.

🛒 Grab Your Pet Stickers Now!

Click "Add to Cart" and let your car, laptop, or water bottle proudly display your obsession. Life’s too short for boring stickers.