Unhinged Funny Bumper Stickers, Magnets & Decals
🤣 Unhinged Funny Stickers – Hilarious, Weird & Completely Unfiltered Vinyl Decals
If your sense of humor is borderline unhinged, your car, laptop, or water bottle should reflect that. Frog Mustard funny stickers are bold, chaotic, and designed to make strangers do a double-take. Whether you love absurd jokes or weird references, this collection is made for you.
💀 FACT: The right sticker can instantly turn your ride into a rolling stand-up routine or make your laptop the funniest thing in the coffee shop.
At Frog Mustard, we don’t just make decals —we create weapons of comedic destruction in vinyl form. Our designs aren’t for the faint of heart. They’re for those who thrive on chaos, sarcasm, and making people laugh in traffic.
🚨 WARNING: These may result in unwanted attention from people who “don’t get the joke.”
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🤣 Why You Need These Stickers
✔ Because the world is too serious—you don’t have to be.
✔ Because making people laugh at stoplights is a public service.
✔ Because your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper is looking way too normal.
✔ Because humor is the best coping mechanism, and cheaper than therapy.
✔ Because if it doesn’t make at least one person concerned, is it even funny?
💀 PRO TIP: If a sticker doesn’t make someone question reality for a moment, apply another one.
🔥 What Makes Our Stickers Different?
🌦️ Weatherproof & Durable – Because stickers should last longer than your last situationship.
💪 High-Quality Vinyl – Thick, premium material that sticks tight, resists fading, and survives car washes, rain, and existential crises.
🔄 Sticker or Magnet? – Choose between permanent vinyl decals or removable magnets!
😂 Designed In-House – Because the best jokes deserve top-tier printing.
✔ Car-safe, laptop-safe, and perfect for anyone with a dark, dry, or absurd sense of humor.
✔ Handmade with love, chaos, and a little bit of nonsense.
✔ The easiest way to make strangers either laugh or cry.
💀 WARNING: These may result in unsolicited conversations with people who think they’re funnier than you.
🤣 What Types of Stickers Do We Offer?
Our stickers are not for the weak—they’re designed to spark reactions, start conversations, and possibly make your mom disown you. Here’s what you’ll find:
😂 Absurd Humor – The kind of jokes that make no sense but are still hilarious.
🚗 Driving Humor – For those who treat stoplights as performance stages.
🐸 Unhinged Animal – Because raccoons, opossums, and frogs deserve representation.
🧠 Funny Mental Health – Coping with a little bit of aesthetic.
💀 Skulls & Skeletons – Because life is short, but stickers are forever.
🍔 Food & Drink – Aggressively funny decals about snacks, caffeine, and bad decisions.
👽 Weird & Niche– Stickers for people who refuse to be normal.
💀 FACT: Funny are the easiest way to turn any surface into a comedy show.
🧲 Sticker or Magnet – Your Choice
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, waterproof, and built for commitment.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable for those who change their mind as often as their favorite joke.
🚨 WARNING: Buying multiple funny stickers may result in spontaneous sticker-bombing of every flat surface in sight.
🚗 Where Should You Put Your Stickers?
✅ On your car bumper – Because comedy should be street legal.
✅ On your laptop – Work is boring; stickers make it tolerable.
✅ On your water bottle – Hydration, but with personality.
✅ On your fridge – So even your groceries can have a sense of humor.
✅ On your phone case – Because scrolling TikTok should come with extra laughs.
✅ On your mirror – Start your day with a sticker-induced identity crisis.
💀 PRO TIP: The more funny stickers you have, the funnier your entire life becomes.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Unhinged Friends
Know someone who:
🎁 Laughs at their own jokes more than anyone else?
🎁 Buys stickers but never commits to placing them?
🎁 Treats their car like a moving meme board?
🎁 Has a sense of humor that makes normal people nervous?
…then they need Frog Mustard’s stickers in their life.
💀 FACT: Giving someone a funny sticker is the modern equivalent of sending them a perfectly timed meme.
📦 Fast Shipping – Because Funny Shouldn’t Wait
✔ Orders ship within 1-2 days.
✔ Tracked shipping available.
✔ Secure packaging to ensure your funny stickers arrive looking flawless.
💀 100% GUARANTEE: These funny stickers will absolutely last longer than your last attempt at self-control.
🛒 Grab Your Stickers Now!
Click "Add to Cart" and let your bumper, laptop, or water bottle become a stage for the best jokes. Life’s too short for boring stickers.