Confederate F(l)ag
Confederate F(l)ag
100% that bitch Bumper Sticker or Magnet | Funny Sticker | Satire | Gen Z Humor | 8.5" x 2.5"
100% that bitch Bumper Sticker or Magnet | Funny Sticker | Satire | Gen Z Humor | 8.5" x 2.5"
100% that bitch Bumper Sticker or Magnet | Funny Sticker | Satire | Gen Z Humor | 8.5" x 2.5"

Confederate F(l)ag

  • Waterproof
  • UV-resistant
  • High gloss
  • High resolution
Regular price $10.00
Regular price Sale price $10.00
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Confederate F(l)ag

Regular price $10.00
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  • Product Description


    Welcome to Frog Mustard! Home of the toughest bumper stickers and magnets. Guaranteed to get at least one laugh on your way to work.

    Product Details:
    ✲ Our classic rectangular bumper stickers and magnets measure 8.5" x 2.5". For die-cut stickers, sizing may vary but generally they around between 3"-4.5".
    ✲ Crafted with premium vinyl material, our products are printed and cut using professional commercial equipment, ensuring they're all-weatherproof—no fading, peeling, smearing, or smudging.

    ✲ All Frog Mustard designs are available as magnets! If you don't see an option, please reach out to us via email at or via Etsy DM and we will be happy to accommodate your request.
    ✲ Our magnets are meticulously hand-crafted by applying printed vinyl stickers onto premium 20mm magnet sheets, providing optimal malleability to adhere to the curves of your car. Utilizing super-strong neodymium, we promise they'll hold firm! Please ensure that your car is magnetic prior to purchase and apply to a clean surface.

    Our Guarantee:
    ✲ We've personally tested our products against rain, snow, wind, freeways, and car washes and they've emerged unscathed, with no fading, cracking, or peeling.
    ✲ Should you encounter any issues with your purchase, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're committed to providing quick responses and doing our utmost to assist you. While mistakes happen, especially at such high volumes, we're dedicated to making things right for you.
    ✲ With over 15k+ happy customers and 3k+ 5-star reviews - we really think you'll like what you get!


    How to apply stickers like a pro:

    1. Prep: Clean the surface with water or alcohol and allow to fully dry.

    2. Place: Peel away paper backing. Align and apply the decal slowly and carefully.

    3. Perfect: Smooth out bubbles/wrinkles. Start from the center and press towards the edges.

    ✲ For magnets, always apply to a clean, dry, magnetic surface. Not all cars and car parts are magnetic - you should always check prior to purchasing.

    Note: bubbling is typical for vinyl and can occur in transit during temp changes. Vinyl will smooth down after some time on your bumper in heat of the sun. To reduce bubbling faster, try a heat gun or hair dryer.

    For more details, please check out our shop FAQs at the bottom of our homepage.


    ✲ Minor variations may occur and should be expected due to the handmade nature of our process, such as slight differences in magnet material cuts or minor bubbling during transit. That being said, we are still human and mistakes happen here and there. Never hesitate to reach out if you have any issues with your order!
    ✲ We do not accept returns or exchanges, but are always happy to send free replacements for defective, damaged, or incorrect product as long as you supply a photo of the issue.

    About Us:
    ✲ Frog Mustard is a small Washington-based business run by a quirky couple dedicated to infusing every sticker and magnet with personality. With our meticulous handmade process, we've garnered over 15,000 satisfied customers and maintained a 5-star rating from over 3,000 reviews.

  • Shipping & Processing

    Processing Times:
    We know that getting your order in a timely manner is important, which is why we typically ship next day, but please allow 2-5 days for processing when demand is high. Please keep in mind that each order is hand-crafted, so your patience is appreciated!

    For details on shipping and tracking options and timelines, or to track a package, please see our Shop FAQs.

    Please note that most of our packages utilize Pitney Bowes tracking since USPS does not provide tracking for letter packages. Packages will arrive in your regular mail in a white envelope. Pitney Bowes tracking numbers will not work with USPS tracking systems and must be tracked on the Pitney Bowes website.

    If your package has been marked delivered, please allow 72 hours for the package to arrive. USPS sometimes updates packages as "delivered" too early.

    At Frog Mustard, we prioritize sustainability and are committed to keeping our environmental footprint as small as possible. The vinyl we choose is of the highest quality and made to last, reducing the need for frequent repurchasing. Magnets take this a step further with even longer term reusability.

    While our PVC Vinyl is only recyclable at specialized facilities, we offset this by using 100% recyclable and plastic-free shipping materials. Our commitment extends to using recyclable white paper envelopes and cardboard liners, eliminating the use of environmentally damaging, unsustainable bubble mailers and plastic wrap materials. Some folks worry about shipping items in paper envelopes - but, be assured that less than 1% of our orders experience transit issues (in which case, we will replace). Our durable vinyl, designed to withstand water and bending, reduces the need for excessive packaging.

    Thank you for supporting us on our eco-friendly journey!

    For more details, please check out our shop FAQs at the bottom of our homepage.


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