Use your Blinker (Gun Cat) - Die-Cut Sticker
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USE YOUR BLINKER (GUN CAT) – DIE CUT – The Ultimate Signal Sticker 🚦🐱🔫
CUTE, MENACING, AND READY TO ENFORCE TRAFFIC LAWS.
You ever stare into the soulless eyes of a driver who refuses to use their blinker? Yeah, same. But now, there’s a solution: a cat, holding a gun, demanding compliance. This Signal Sticker is not a request. It’s a threat (but a cute one).
THIS SIGNAL STICKER MEANS BUSINESS 🚦🔥
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public safety announcement delivered via an aggressively adorable enforcer. Slap this die-cut masterpiece on your car and watch drivers immediately start questioning their life choices.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than your road rage in traffic.🔥🚗
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for bad drivers. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, menacingly cute design – Gun-wielding cat energy, maximum effect.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than someone who merges with no warning.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you’ve sufficiently instilled fear into lawless drivers. 😎
WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR BLINKER ENFORCER:
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🚗 Your car – The ultimate blinker reminder for tailgaters.
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💻 Laptop – Let coworkers know you take signals seriously.
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🎒 Backpack – Carry traffic justice everywhere you go.
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🏡 Fridge – A reminder to warn people before opening the door.
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📢 Anywhere bad decisions are made.
🚨 THE COLD, HARD TRUTH ABOUT BLINKERS 🚨
📢 Using your blinker is FREE.
📢 It prevents chaos, confusion, and potential vehicular homicide.
📢 Gun Cat does NOT tolerate excuses.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🚦 Drivers who actually use their blinkers.
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🤬 People on the verge of a road rage-induced meltdown.
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😂 Anyone who finds “threatening but funny” peak comedy.
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🚗 Sticker collectors who appreciate absurd humor.
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🚙 Drivers tired of guessing other people’s next move.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Size: Approx. 3” x 3” (die-cut)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum intimidation
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a turn signal that’s never used
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were hiring an enforcer. Get your Signal Sticker now and let the world know: USE 👏 YOUR 👏 BLINKER, OR ELSE. 🚦🐱🔫
Every time someone changes lanes without signaling, Gun Cat loses patience.
Imagine: You’re on the highway. A reckless driver swerves into your lane like they own the road. No blinker. No warning. Just pure chaos in a signal sticker.
But then—they see your sticker. They lock eyes with Gun Cat.
And suddenly? They start using their blinker. It’s a miracle.
THE UNDENIABLE POWER OF GUN CAT
🚦 “I forgot to signal.” – Gun Cat did NOT forget.
🚦 “It’s not that serious.” – Oh, but it is.
🚦 “Why does a cat have a gun?” – Why don’t you have a turn signal?
HOW TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE
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Slap the sticker on your car. Bestie, let’s make the roads safer.
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Gift it to your most road-rage-prone friend. They will weep with joy.
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Laugh every time someone sees it and nervously reaches for their blinker.
🚗 Honk if Gun Cat has personally saved you from a no-blinker driver.
🐱 If you don’t get the joke, you ARE the joke.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker is meant for you.
GUN CAT SEES EVERYTHING.
🚦 Think you can get away with not signaling? THINK AGAIN. Gun Cat is always watching, always judging, and always ready to enforce traffic justice.
Every time someone fails to use their blinker, a kitten somewhere sighs in disappointment. Do you really want that on your conscience?
🔫 “I thought blinkers were optional.” – WRONG. This isn’t the Wild West. Use them.
🐾 “But my hands are full.” – Not an excuse. One flick. It’s that easy.
😼 “It’s fine, I’m a good driver.” – Good drivers signal their turns. Don’t make Gun Cat take action.
Gun Cat isn’t here for small talk. Gun Cat is here for results. Order now and become an honorary deputy of the Blinker Police.
Order now and join the Blinker Justice League.