Frog Mustard Gift Guide

These hilarious, weatherproof stickers and magnets are guaranteed to make anyone laugh. Whether it’s a quirky stocking stuffer, a unique birthday card surprise, or just because, we’ve got something for everyone who loves a little unhinged humor. Scroll down to find the personality you're shopping for!

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Back the Bussy
From $10.00
From $10.00
Back the Dew (Baja Blast)
65 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Caution this driver may morph into a rat
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
Horse DENIER (they are not real)
21 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I got my ass ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory
From $10.50
From $10.50
I like Eat Apple
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Keep Honking - I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now
From $10.50
From $10.50
MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
3 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Only Ugly People Tailgate Me
60 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Only Ugly People Tailgate Me Heart Sticker
20 reviews
$7.50
$7.50

FOR THE ANIMAL LOVER...

Shop Pet Humor

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I Got That Dog In Me
11 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Use your blinker! Gun Cat
17 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
This Actually Is My First Rodeo Cat Die-Cut Sticker
$7.50
$7.50
My cat is a federal informant
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
Sorry for speeding but my cat is at home alone!
42 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Bye Skateboard Cat
11 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Tell your cat I said pspsps Cool Cat
30 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
When you honk at me THIS is who you are honking at cat
From $10.50
From $10.50
This man (JD Vance) Ate my DOG/CAT
From $10.50
From $10.50
Don't Be Mad at Me Cat Die-Cut
5 reviews
$7.50
$7.50

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Horse DENIER (they are not real)
21 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Possum Fairy Die Cut Stickers 3 -Pack
5 reviews
$15.00
$15.00
I Brake for Sharks
37 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Giddy Up Cowboy Frog
12 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
All Nervous, No System Raccoon
From $10.50
From $10.50
WARNING! Driver is FERAL
16 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Live Fast, Eat Trash Racoon
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Neil the Seal Die Cut Sticker/Magnet 6" x 2”
5 reviews
From $8.50
From $8.50
Horse DENIER (they are not real) - Die Cut
$6.00
$6.00
Tell Your Cat I said Pspsps Possum
4 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR THE TERRIBLE DRIVER...

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Keep Honking - I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now
From $10.50
From $10.50
Honk If
14 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Number 1 Smash Mouth Fan
15 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Stop honking! I just dropped my broccoli cheddar bread bowl!!!
From $10.50
From $10.50
If you’re going to hit me, make sure you kill me <3
From $10.50
From $10.50
I downloaded this car ILLEGALLY
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
This Car Runs on Baja Blast
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
CAUTION! This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house
From $10.50
From $10.50
Caution this driver may morph into a rat
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
Relax Snowflake, it's called DRIVING
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR THE NERD...

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Put Pangea back together!
30 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
My cat is a federal informant
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
Earth does NOT exist
3 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Adderall
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
WARNING! Driver is FERAL
16 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Save our Planet! Only Earth has Crunchwraps
7 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
THIS is what the liberals want (banana cat)
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
I believe in CUBE Earth
From $10.50
From $10.50
Confederate F(l)ag
From $10.50
From $10.50
Save the Planet - Only Earth Has Garlic Bread
16 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR YOUR GAY BESTIE...

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Back the Bussy
From $10.00
From $10.00
I'd Rather Be At Ram Ranch
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Go around! I'm straight up "jorking it" and by "it" well lets just say my peanits
From $10.50
From $10.50
Bussy Wagon
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I stand for the (lesbian) flag
3 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Move, I’m Gay
3 reviews
From $8.75
$10.50 From $8.75
Gay Patriot
3 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I stand for the (bisexual) flag
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
I may be straight, but I love bagels
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR THE UNSTABLE...

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On my way to get a lobotomy!
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Adderall
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I don't have a bedtime
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Zoloft
10 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
On my way to get a lobotomy Square Sticker
3 reviews
$6.50
$6.50
Yes, I have BPD (Beautiful Princess Disorder)
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I'd rather be rotting in bed
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Lexapro
9 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Prozac
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Power by Vyvanse
From $10.50
From $10.50

Shop Unhinged

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Keep Honking - I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now
From $10.50
From $10.50
TRAF - now read it backwards
31 reviews
From $8.75
$12.50 From $8.75
I like Eat Apple
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I got my ass ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory
From $10.50
From $10.50
I eat glue
12 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Autism Mega Truck
7 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
This Toyota FUCKS
15 reviews
From $6.50
From $6.50
Honk If
14 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I am drive
10 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Number 1 Smash Mouth Fan
15 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR THE FACEBOOK ARGUER...

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Back the Bussy
From $10.00
From $10.00
This Car Runs on Baja Blast
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Permission to bounce on it Sir!
From $10.50
From $10.50
Divorce your republican husband Campaign
4 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
This man (JD Vance) Ate my DOG/CAT
From $10.50
From $10.50
Let’s Kiss Brandon
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
THIS is what the liberals want (banana cat)
1 review
From $10.50
From $10.50
I stand for the (lesbian) flag
3 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Criminalize Procreation! We have enough people!
From $10.50
From $10.50
I'm pro-sexualizing the green m&m and I vote!
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50

FOR THE RATTIES...

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As if you you could outrun me Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson
From $10.50
From $10.50
Edward Cullen for President
25 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Screw Bella Edward and Jacob | Funny Twilight Bumper or Laptop Sticker | 8.5" X 2.5" Premium Weather-proof Vinyl
From $10.50
From $10.50
Edward Cullen "This is the Skin of a Killer Bella"
From $10.50
From $10.50
Twilight Lover Bundle - 3 Pack - Premium Weather-proof Vinyl Stickers or Magnets
From $18.00
From $18.00

FOR THE WATER BOTTLE WIELDER...

Shop Die Cut & Square Stickers

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Back the Dew (Baja Blast) - Die Cut
$6.00
$6.00
Black Cats are Good Luck - Die-Cut Sticker
$7.50
$7.50
Black Cats are Good Luck Square Sticker
2 reviews
$6.50
$6.50
Come and Take It Stanley Cup Die Cut
$6.00
$6.00
Don't Be Mad at Me Cat Die-Cut
5 reviews
$7.50
$7.50
Don't Tailgate Me! I'll Cry! Square Sticker
$6.50
$6.50
Exploited by Capitalism but still cute Square Sticker
$5.50
$5.50
Horse DENIER (they are not real) - Die Cut
$6.00
$6.00
I am drive - Die Cut | Gen Z Meme | Water Bottle Car Laptop Bumper Sticker 3" x 3" Premium Weather-proof Vinyl
$6.00
$6.00
Keep Honking - I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now - Die Cut
$6.00
$6.00

FOR THE FOOD LOVER...

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Back the Dew (Baja Blast)
65 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I like Eat Apple
5 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
I eat glue
12 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Stop honking! I just dropped my broccoli cheddar bread bowl!!!
From $10.50
From $10.50
This Car Runs on Baja Blast
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Powered by Red Dye 40
2 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
This car runs on 23 Flavors
4 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Live, Laugh, Lasagna
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50
Criminalize Procreation! We have enough people!
From $10.50
From $10.50
Live Fast, Eat Trash Racoon
8 reviews
From $10.50
From $10.50