Your Dumb - JD Vance Meme
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JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Your Dumb” Vinyl Decal & Magnet
The Perfect Sticker for Calling Out Dumb Takes in the Wild
If you’ve spent even five minutes on the internet, you’ve seen a bad take so dumb it leaves you speechless. But what if you didn’t have to say anything at all? Introducing the “Your Dumb” JD Vance Meme Sticker—the perfect low-effort, high-impact way to call out nonsense without wasting your breath.
Inspired by JD Vance’s most iconic online interactions, this 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or magnet) is your new go-to tool for instant public humiliation. Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, toolbox, or fridge, one thing’s for sure: this sticker does the talking for you—and it’s not saying “pwease and tank you.”
🚨 Limited Edition – Because Some Jokes Should Never Die. 🚨
Why This JD Vance Meme Sticker is the Ultimate Clapback
✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay classy (kind of).
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, snow, bad takes, and conservative Twitter meltdowns.
✔ Magnets available – Stick it, remove it, reapply when needed—no commitment required.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Made by real people who actually understand irony.
✔ The ultimate conversation-ender – No need to argue, just point at the sticker.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because everyone deserves a backup.
Who Needs This JD Vance Meme Sticker?
✅ People who have ever rage-quit a political argument online.
✅ Drivers who want to let tailgaters know exactly what they think.
✅ Office workers who deal with nonsense emails daily.
✅ College students forced to sit next to “that guy” in lecture.
✅ **Anyone who enjoys high-quality pettiness.
Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Weapon
Vinyl Decal Edition
- Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – Unlike bad arguments, this sticker holds up.
- Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely but removes cleanly when needed.
- Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and anywhere that needs an extra dose of sarcasm.
Magnet Edition
- 20mm magnetic backing – Attaches to any metal surface without a lifetime commitment.
- Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
- Removable and reusable – Because bad takes never stop, and neither should you.
Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact
🚗 Your car bumper – The universal symbol for “don’t even try it.”
💻 Your laptop – Perfect for passive-aggressive work meetings.
💦 Your water bottle – Because hydration and sarcasm go hand in hand.
🔧 Your toolbox – Just in case anyone forgets who’s the smartest person in the room.
🍕 Your fridge – Ideal for keeping political debates out of the kitchen.
📬 Your neighbor’s mailbox – (Kidding… kinda.)
Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Smarter Than a JD Vance Hot Take
🚫 No flimsy garbage – This is high-quality vinyl, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫 No sad, faded prints – Commercial-grade ink keeps your message looking crisp.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off at the first bump – Our 20mm backing holds tight.
We’re a small business, not a soulless corporation, which means every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy.
Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Petty)
🔥 “Put this on my truck. Haven’t lost an argument since.”
🔥 “The magnet is perfection. My fridge now judges me every morning.”
🔥 “Nothing has ever described my personality better.”
How to Get Your Hands on This JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone
🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Because bad takes aren’t going anywhere.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No hidden fees, just straight-up sticker greatness.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like logic on conservative Twitter).
Meet the Small-Biz Bringing the Heat
Hey, I’m Alyssa, the meme-loving sticker goblin behind Frog Mustard, the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, weirdest, and most aggressively accurate designs.
🚀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because some things just can’t wait.
💀 Packed with love & mischief – And probably a little too much caffeine.
Final Warning – This Sticker is a Meme Legend in the Making.
If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker. Don’t let some other internet gremlin snag it before you do.
🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨
🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than Vance’s credibility.