Sorry! I Have IBS!!! Cat Decal
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"SORRY I HAVE IBS!" – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker
Nothing says "I'm just trying to survive out here" quite like a funny cat sticker with a digestive system in full rebellion. Maybe your gut has declared mutiny. Maybe you're just embracing the chaos. Either way, this sticker lets the world know that you and your intestines are in a constant battle, and you are NOT winning.
Slap on This Funny Cat Sticker & Let Fate Decide
The power of TMI in sticker form is here. Stick this masterpiece on your laptop, car, water bottle, or anywhere else that deserves to know the truth about your internal struggles.
Why You Need This Sticker:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Just like your stomach, this bad boy is tough.
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your digestive system, this won’t crumble under pressure.
✅ Screaming cat energy – A feline representation of your daily suffering.
✅ 3M adhesive backing – Sticks better than that one food you definitely shouldn’t have eaten.
✅ Easy to remove – For when you finally decide to pretend you have a normal digestive tract.
Where to Stick This Cat-tastrophe:
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Your car – Let every driver behind you know what’s really going on.
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Laptop – Ideal for when you’re trapped at work but your gut is plotting its next attack.
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Water bottle – Hydration is key, even if your stomach hates you.
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Fridge – Just a friendly reminder that dairy is NOT your friend.
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Bathroom mirror – Daily affirmation that at least your sticker looks good.
Why This Sticker Exists (A Perfectly Logical Justification)
For too long, people have suffered in silence. No more. This is your battle cry. A vinyl testament to the war raging inside you. Whether it was last night’s Taco Bell or an ill-advised sip of oat milk, your stomach deserves a voice. And that voice is this sticker.
Who Needs This Sticker?
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People with IBS – Obviously.
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People who THINK they have IBS – Probably just lactose intolerance, but who’s counting?
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Anyone who’s ever googled ‘why does coffee hate me?’ – We see you.
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Cat owners – Because let’s be real, your cat has worse IBS than you.
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Anyone who enjoys making strangers uncomfortable – Congrats, this is the perfect icebreaker.
Sticker Specs:
📏 Size: 3" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum aesthetic regret
💪 Adhesion: Sticks to most surfaces but removes cleanly—unlike dairy from your diet.
Ready to Let the World Know?
Get your Funny Cat Sticker today and wear your digestive distress like a badge of honor.
Look, if you’re here, you already know that your stomach and dairy have been mortal enemies since birth. The real question is: Why are you like this?
Is it the iced coffee? The four slices of pizza at 2 AM? The audacity of breathing air? No one knows. Science is still investigating. What we do know is that this sticker is your official license to suffer loudly.
Imagine the scenarios. You’re in a public bathroom for the fourth time that day. Someone gives you that look. No need to explain—just point to the sticker. Instant understanding. Immediate respect. Or fear. Either way, it works.
The cat in this sticker? It’s YOU. It’s the universal expression of someone who rolled the dice on Taco Tuesday and lost. Big time.
Whether you’re laughing through the pain or just looking for a sticker that truly gets you, this is the one. Embrace your fate. Order now, and let the world know you and your intestines are not okay.
