Hello. Just Kidding. Ghost Rider Skeleton Meme Decal
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Funny Bumper Sticker – “Hello. Just Kidding.” Skeleton Vinyl Decal & Magnet
The Sticker That Says ‘Hi’ and ‘GTFO’ in One Breath.
🚨 Warning: This is not your grandma’s “Live, Laugh, Love” decal. This is a funny bumper sticker for those who like their humor dark, sarcastic, and just a little bit menacing. Featuring a badass Ghost Rider-style skeleton, this 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet) lets people know that friendliness has left the chat.
It’s the perfect road rage diffuser, mood setter, and guaranteed conversation starter—unless, of course, you don’t want to talk. (Which, let’s be honest, is why you need this.)
🚨 Limited Edition – Because Some Jokes Shouldn’t Die. 🚨
Why This Funny Bumper Sticker is Built Different
✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay mysterious.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Built to outlast bad weather and bad drivers.
✔ Magnets available – Stick, remove, repeat. No commitment issues.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Top-tier quality with a rebel spirit.
✔ Ghost Rider skeleton artwork – Because spooky season is year-round.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because good things come in threes.
Who Needs This Sticker? (Spoiler: Probably You.)
✅ Drivers who wave with only one finger.
✅ Introverts who can’t be bothered.
✅ People with a “no small talk” policy.
✅ Anyone who thinks ‘friendly’ is a state of mind… that they don’t live in.
✅ Fans of badass skeletons who just don’t give a damn.
Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Level of Chaos.
Vinyl Decal Edition
- Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – This funny bumper sticker won’t crack under pressure.
- Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely but removes cleanly when needed.
- Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anywhere you want to make a statement.
Magnet Edition
- 20mm magnetic backing – Slaps onto any metal surface without a lifetime commitment.
- Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and the bumper of someone who deserves it.
- Removable and reusable – Because moods change, but sarcasm is forever.
Where to Slap This Funny Bumper Sticker for Maximum Impact
🚗 Your car bumper – Because smiling at strangers is exhausting.
💻 Your laptop – The ultimate anti-small talk defense mechanism.
💦 Your water bottle – Stay hydrated, stay deadpan.
🔧 Your toolbox – Just in case anyone forgets who’s boss.
🍕 Your fridge – Pairs well with expired milk and bad decisions.
📬 Your ex’s mailbox – (Kidding… kinda.)
Why Our Stickers & Magnets Hit Harder Than a Ghost Rider Punch
🚫 No flimsy garbage – This is high-quality vinyl, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫 No sad, faded prints – Commercial-grade ink keeps your skeleton crispy.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off at the first bump – Our 20mm backing holds tight.
We’re a small business, not a soulless corporation, so every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% sarcasm-fueled energy.
Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Unapologetic)
🔥 “I put this on my car and immediately got fewer waves. Mission accomplished.”
🔥 “The magnet is killer! Sticks great, gets even better reactions.”
🔥 “Nothing has ever described my personality better.”
How to Get Your Hands on This Funny Bumper Sticker Before It’s Gone
🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Hoard them like you hoard bad life choices.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No hidden fees, just straight-up sticker greatness.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like your patience).
Meet the Small-Biz Bringing the Heat
Hey, I’m Alyssa, the meme-loving sticker goblin behind Frog Mustard, the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic designs.
🚀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because waiting is for boring people.
💀 Packed with love & mischief – And probably a little bit of skeleton magic.
Final Warning – Don’t Wait. Don’t Hesitate.
If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker. Don’t let some other introvert snag it before you do.
🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨
🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than your will to socialize.